Follow these tips, and whether it’s your first time or your second time, they’ll make for a better post-coitus experience… Act like you’ve been there before - You’ve seen enough movies where the geek gets the girl, in fact those are probably your favorite genre of movie even surpassing comic-book superhero adaptations. High fives and end zone dances are amateurish. Show some class. Don’t post video - I know it’s tempting to post the secret webcam video you took of the event when someone asks for proof, but this could result in you being a recently-broken up geek when he... [Tags: adaptations, aperture, biology, comic book, condom]