Robert Downey Jr., Guy Ritchie, and Jude Law are having a grand old time on the set of Sherlock Holmes! But something's...not right. Can you see what it is? Something sort of odd and spooky about these two pictures. Find out, after the jump. It's this guy! He's staring directly into my soul, and I feel a chill run up my spine just looking at him. Even though it's just a picture, it's like he can see me through the computer screen from whatever evil dimension in which he dwells. He's got a guilty look on his face, like he's...
The British newspaper the Evening Standard reports that Madonna and Guy Ritchie have reached an agreement in their divorce proceedings. The couple will share custody of sons Rocco and David (they had apparently been arguing over whether the kids would be raised in New York or London). And Ritchie is not getting any of Madonna's estimated $450 million fortune, which he could have attempted since they did not have a pre-nup. A source said, "It will be all over by the end of the month. I am sure it will be announced by then. The priority for him has always...
Good for him. Guy Ritchie just took the piss out of Madonna’s claims that he’s a gold-digger by refusing to take a pence of her £300-million fortune. Like we ever believed her anyway. He’s worth a solid £30-million on his own but under British law, because they didn’t have a prenup, he could have petitioned for half of her earnings. Instead he is much more interested in where their children will live — Madonna wants to resettle them in New York, but Guy wishes to keep them in London where they’ve grown up. Given Madonna’s predilections toward total domineering control...
Hugh Jackman is the sexiest man alive? Not according to some (most). Salon has named Robert Downey Jr. the sexiest man alive. Now THAT'S what I'm talking about. George Clooney isn't as insane-looking playing basketball as one might hope, but he certainly doesn't look like a genius on the court. Mostly, it's the hair that's crazy. It's called acting. And now for the most original, thoughtful, inspiring explanation for a tattoo! When asked about the new tattoo on her hand, Rihanna explained: "It's tribal. It represents strength and love." Guy Ritchie and Madonna have reportedly reached a divorce deal,...
Filed under: Site Announcements, Reality-FreeThe folks at our sister site Cinematical are working hard to give you news and reviews of the best -- and worst -- the silver screen has to offer. Here are some of their latest musings on the latest blockbusters, indies, and everything in between: The excitement for Watchmen continues to grow. Check out the latest trailer. Writing for this site, I've had to deal with my share of rabid spoilerphobes. This video right here? It's enough to make their heads explode: 100 movie spoilers in 4 minutes. The cute, indie Nick and Norah with their...
Via Deceiver pal Kris, via The Superficial, via the Daily Mail, here are a few of Madonna’s rules for Guy Ritchie during his visitation with their sons Rocco and David: No newspapers, magazines, TV, or DVDs Macrobiotic, vegetarian, organic diet Naught but Kabbalah water shall pass their lips No man-made fibers shall touch the skin of the Special Holy Ones The hands of The Anointed will be spritzed with disinfectant upon any contact with commoners No discussion of the divorce, AKA The Great Blasphemy The sons shall receive wisdom from the Font of All Goodness, AKA Mom, at least thrice...
Ice-T and his wife Coco were looking mighty classy at the Soul Men premiere. When asked what she was going to be for Halloween, Coco said "It's my day! I get to get naked! Finally!!!" Really. I have no idea what that means, especially coming from someone who is probably naked about 89% of the time. Madonna made Guy Ritchie follow a marriage contract, which included such conditions as making him read Kabbalah texts with her, not yelling at her, and also the all-important rule, that Guy must never, never, never feed Madonna after midnight. Us did it! The...
A few weeks back I got a kool invite to check out AMC Theatres new concept called “Fork & Screen” which brings two favorite things of mine together in movies and eating! So tonight I will be heading over to the AMC Studio 30 in Olathe to check the new services out and will for sure be reporting back to everyone via twitter and snapping some pics. Guests of Fork & Screen and Cinema Suites will be able to enjoy in-theatre dining combined with the most current movies and other types of entertainment, presented in the immersive, big-screen viewing...
I know that many women consider John McCain's having chosen Sarah Palin as a running mate to be an insult to women. You know, throw any woman at them, and they'll vote for her ticket. And if you read my Palin Fatigue piece, published here not long ago, you'll know that I see an inherent insult to women in that very sentiment. But let's set that aside for the moment. What I am certain of now is that whether or not Sarah Palin is an insult to women, she is clearly an insult to celebrities. From what I have...
Being a big fan of Guy Ritchie, I was really looking forward to checking out Revolver…even though I had no idea it existed until 2 years after it was released. Considering the fact that Snatch is probably my all-time favorite movie and Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels is definitely in my top 15, this should be a no-brainer. Nope. I was dead wrong. Revolver sucks. Plain and simple. It’s a horrible movie and it lacks the fun and wit that the aforementioned Ritchie films had in abundance. Those wonderful aspects are instead replaced with a complicated story that...
Jude Law, Guy Ritchie, and Robert Downey Jr. have been out on the towns together lately, probably talking about gristle and other guy stuff. Apparently they stopped off at this lady's fine art photography show. Yeah, there was some fiiiiine art there, but it wasn't on the walls, if you know what I mean! HIYO! Ahem. Anyway, her name is Sam Taylor-Wood and Wikipedia tells me she is also a long-time collaborator with Pet Shop Boys, so there's that. So why do Law-Ritchie-Downey love her? I'm guessing it has to do with a certain slightly NSFW photo she took... (RDJ...
The details of Madonna's divorce from longtime first husband Guy Ritchie are quickly coming to the surface. Details such as Madonna looking like a piece of chewed gristle in the bedroom, and Madge saying Guy had a terrible temper. It's all so ~dramatic~. I, for one, have unfolded my TV tray, fired up the microwave popcorn, and am sitting back enjoying the fireworks. Here's me right now: The latest in the drama involved noneotherthan star Yankee Ballplayer Alex Rodriguez, who is rumored to be dating the newly single Madonna. Madge is so high on her new beau, she even had...
WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?: Lindsay Lohan did not get along with fellow Ugly Betty star America Ferrara. Which proves something we've long believed: Lindsay Lohan Hates America. Lil' Wayne is now the father of a baby boy! No word if he'll name the baby Lil'er Wayne, Lil'est Wayne, or Seriously Really Small Wayne. Beyonce's new album will be entitled "I Am... Sasha Fierce", just beating out the alternate album name "This Is An... Unnecessary Dramatic Pause." Guy Ritchie is all broken up over seeing son Rocco in a Yankees t-shirt, the team ex-wife Madonna's new boyfriend Alex Rodriguez plays...
